Fans self. Nothing like a good gang bang to start the day.

Ah, so this is the story that you needed a definition of 'pallet' for! I'll be honest and say that (reading as a Brit) a few splinters in the arse seem to be the least of Harry's problems ;)

Cannot help but giggle over the Wood puns.

Also - that tattoo? Breathtaking on Charlie but I have to wonder about the pain threshold of the Muggle model - I don't have the relevant body part but the thought of ink and needles and the several weeks of work is cringemaking. And they accuse women of suffering for the sake of beauty!